having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
saw an elder woman yelling "i have a right to kill myself! you're taking away all of life's pleasures from me!" at her daughter who was trying to snatch a lit cigarette from her hands
Rare French 50’s Snake Sunglasses by Paulette Guinet
Item: Lens-Holding Serpent, a brass snake that, once attuned, will convert itself into a frame to hold lenses to your eyes.
tiktokkers who film people in public should be locked into a birdcage and dangled from skyscrapers
I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)